sandmandaddy69:

jelliebeanbitch:

existentialdruid:

engulfes:

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

This

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fucking SLAY

(via thekidsarentalright)

t4nku:

huffylemon:

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

shadowcraft:

shadowcraft:

i was in the top 0.001% of fall out boy listeners this year so i think i should be allowed to say whatever i want about them

those old men fucked

(via malewifepatrick)

tothechaos:

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

loveliesttime:

loveliesttime:

where’s that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah

Olivia Laing

(via litttlestars)

toadfan420:

too bad + L + blue yoshi

contagiousgrace:

it’s not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it’s that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

radiation:

Extremely funny forever how “pee is stored in the balls” got turned into wholesome shit like “love is stored in the cat” or whatever. Like do you guys even realize. The balls